Misguided Tour #1 - dazed and confused in Piccadilly
Brutalist poet, with experimental filmmaking pretensions, seeks open-minded walkers to share in his vision of London. 'Wants locking up' (second wife). 'Never heard of him' (Farming Today magazine). 'Caught him going down the bins!' (her at number 9).
Pickup
I will be outside the Ritz Hotel on Piccadilly. I will be wearing a food delivery outfit (Deliveroo or Just Eat). I will be ready to receive you with open arms.
Description
It's not tourism - it's COUNTER-TOURISM. We swim against the current.
Come with us and experience the chaos of our radical reality.
We turn our back on the Ritz Hotel and discuss the traffic light sequence. Recite Brutalist poetry to passersby, send unwanted postcards, and become street statues.
Have fun.
Find love.
Lie awake at night and wonder what the hell that was all about.
Expect nothing short of an epiphany.