🩵 PORTO in 90min! Funny, sarcastic & DOWNHILL 💙
I am a LOCAL, born and raised in Porto, also a local surfer and a great wipeouter 🏄♂️ 🤭. I lived 2 years in London where I improved my English, and I have more than 10 years working as a English speaking guide in Portugal. On my tours, expect laughter, local insights, and some terrible jokes that I guarantee will make you laugh, or at the very least, groan. 🫣
Pickup
I will be near the metro stop on Jardim do Morro, look for me with a blue or white GuruWalk t-shirt or polo and in rain days a BLACK UMBRELLA saying free tours GuruWalk
Description
I will show you: the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about Porto's history🤠.
Its Celt, Roman and Arabic roots. The power of the Church, how Porto has changed in last 25 years, and a little bit of the port wine history.
I don't worship flags, I am atheist, anti-theistic, anti-military, anti-racism and 100% septic, with a very sarcastic sense of humor. I will make jokes about me, about you, political ones, and specially about religion. If you don't like it, please don't book it, for God's sake!!! 😇
Tour Pros:
• 90min tour
• limited to 15 people per tour
• mostly downhill (a walk in the park)
• full of humor (GEORGE CARLIN'S style)
Tour Cons:
•not recommended for religious and political fanatic people.
• not recommended for minors(under 18),
• not recommended for people that don't like or don't understand sarcastic humor.
• easily fully booked (in the near future)
Meeting/starting point: JARDIM DO MORRO (near the metro stop)
Finishing point: RIBEIRA PORTO (by the river)
Check the itinerary down in this page!
I am looking forward to show you Porto, and have a great time with you! 😉💙